Kathryn’s grandmother died last week. Crazy lady, but very cool. It’s weird to know that I saw this woman not even a year ago and she seemed to be going strong, and had quite a bit of life left. Her funeral is on Tuesday (I thought this odd as she died on Thursday, and 4 days of a dead body just hanging out didn’t seem quite right - then I learned she was cremated. I suppose leaving ashes around isn’t as creepy as a body…). Of course, Kathryn requests I go with her for the funeral. Despite my best ideas for an excuse not to go, I accept with relatively little resistance.
So it’s off to Milwaukee, Wisconsin we go. Until I met Kathryn, I didn’t even realize that anyone even lived there. Why the HELL would anyone live in tundra-esque weather for 9 months out of the year?
Anyhow, we roll up to Hartsfield-Jackson completely prepared (I never leave on time - yet always arrive on time, go figure). Flight 2626 US Airways is delayed for 1 hour. Ok cool, let’s go look at what random crap I can buy for super inflated prices! Nothing, just a Nathan’s chili-cheese dog (just a pre-plotted revenge forĀ Mr. I eat peanuts and must SMACK on them for hours afterwards, in case he is next to me this ride).
Recheck flight. My Blackberry says 7:53pm (the time is now 8:00pm), the sign on the gate says 7:40pm. Amazingly, there is no one near the counter to answer the obvious question. The maximum time I can wait to catch my connection in Charlotte is 8:45pm.
8:10pm cursing of not only this airline, but Atlanta in general ensues. Gate attendant shows up at 8:30. As I blabber to this woman, she getting us a ticket for 9:15am on Air Tran (I told her that we both know that we wont get to our connection on time). Being friendly, I say something about her badge. Keep in mind, we have like 5 people behind us. She stops what she is doing on the computer, and happily chats about how it keeps the water out when she takes it to the beach. I immediately regret speaking to her, and mental images of me grabbing her head and pointing it at the screen while screaming “FINISH THIS WHILE YOU TALK” overwhelm me.
They say that our bags will get to the Milwaukee airport after we arrive… this is going to be interesting. Ill try to sneak a few photos in of the trip (not the funeral, I’m not that creepy).
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